Sunday, June 8, 2008

Taylor Hicks in Grease on Broadway



Singing "Beauty School Dropout" opening night



Handprints in cement at Planet Hollywood afterwards

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

He looks like Wayne Newton playing Mrs. Doubtfire.

Anonymous said...

No, it's K.D. Lang after a really bad night.

Anonymous said...

You're both wrong. It's some kind of strange Liberace impersonation.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for posting that. Now I know what show to avoid when I buy tickets next week. Man, that stunk like something in the back of my frig.

Anonymous said...

OMG WTF was that??? It sounded like a cat in heat only I think I would rather hear that!

Anonymous said...

Three months of this freak will put that show out of its misery.

Anonymous said...

I think that was a coffin he came out of cuz his career died long ago.

Anonymous said...

It is actually some pretty amazing casting. He has to sing "dropout" and "what's left of your career." People in the audience should be doubled over with laughter. He dropped out of sight, got dropped by his record label, and has no career left. After he runs Grease into the ground, what will he do? Waddle back to the gay bars I guess.

Anonymous said...

Something hilarious from another site...

Your story sad to tell
An almost-40 ne'er do well
Most mixed-up sex offender on the block

Your future's so unclear now
What's left of your career now
Can't even get a nibble on your cock

Talentless dropout
No Tony statuette for you
Talentless dropout
Missed all your notes and all your cues
Well at least you could have taken time to wash and clean your clothes up
After spending all that dough to have your sweat glands drained and closed up

Grandpa get moving
Why keep your feeble hopes alive
What are you proving
You've got the drools but not the drive

If you go for liposuction you could lose a couple chins
Turn in your cowbells boy and go suck off some men

Talentless dropout
Hanging around the bathroom stalls
Talentless dropout
It's about time you licked Bill's balls

Well they couldn't teach your anything you think you're such a pro
But no decent guy would hook up with a drunken dancing ho

Grandpa don't sweat it
You're not cut out to hold a job
Better forget it
Who wants their dick blown by a slob?

Now your bangs are curled your lashes twirled but still the world is cruel
Wipe off that sweaty butt and try to pass that stool

Grandpa don't blow it
Don't put my good advice to shame
Grandpa you know it
Even dear Clive would say the same

Now I've called the shot, get off the pot, you really make me sick
Gotta be leaving here before you grab my dick

Talentless dropout
Go back to music school
Talentless dropout
Go back to music school
Talentless dropout